I’m sure you have heard of the «how would a dog wear pants?» meme. But no one is talking about monkeys and trenchcoats. Or bears and skinny jeans. No ostrich would leave the comfort of his sand-buried head without a tartan scarf. And what’s a moose without a musketeer patent leather boot? Just a plain naked animal.

By the way, a mini skirt would fit any dog way better, even a Dachshund.